one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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dauragon:

God I hope this is the only jpg in existence 23,000 years into the future. 

dauragon:

God I hope this is the only jpg in existence 23,000 years into the future. 

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

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kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

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thetenantoftennant:

That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday

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thatonerainbowchick:

a-lunatic-on-the-grass:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 76 YEARS 

Why is this so funny? /dying

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