hirohamafuckingdone:

honeylemonselfiequeen:

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.

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(via ging-ler)

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

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puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

(via ging-ler)

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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teenssfromhell:

pro tip: don’t be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you can’t escape ever

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donkeybong:

Don’t add me on Snapchat

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vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

(via iamtaylorjene)

bunnywith:

strangevibezz:

explicitera:

kev-n:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

That is some hardcore shit.

Get it

bad. ass. do you think she’d let me bow down and kiss her scar?

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